Thursday, August 28, 2008

the concerns

I had a good sleep though I went to bed very late, four in the morning. While I was savoring the breakfast, I picked up my new book of Han Nolan which I bought on sale – as usual. The story starts with the adventure of two lads in making a still to produce alcohol which they thought that would turn their chest hair into a carpet. My own frigging experience of puberty came into flash. Though I already entered the dawn of twenties, the “firsts” will always be fresh, vivid and will definitely make an LOL reminiscing time for me.

Here’s the flash back:
The top 8 puberty issues (relationship excluded)

1. Chest hair:
I really had a considerable problem on how would I make my chest hair to grow thicker. I even thought of applying Sabila extracts to do the trick. Seven years have transpired and luckily It dint bother me now.
2. Hair, hair, and more hair: The mustache and beard. The accessory hair that symbolizes manhood, the image of “balbasarado”. With my axillary hair, it was fun monitoring how it flourished my armpits that used to smell like baby, but now it smells like deo- of course.
3. The bush under: to trim or to shave. My skin got sore after shaving it. Lesson learned – don’t bother that bush. It has a purpose.
4. Voice: whenever I would hear comments about how my voice turned husky, it never failed to boost my mature ego. Ehem, ehem, hear that?
5. The kiss: The first tutorial was with my own clenched hand, on the lateral area between the thumb and the index finger that looks like (in my eyes) a rugged lips. Lol. My imaginary lips to practice the amor of kissing. Got that idea from TV.
6. Keep my private work privately: The CR was the first witness of my first weakness. But I always had a problem on how to keep it noise-free and privately. I was caught by mum doing that thing, sheesh… I forgot to lock the door. Whatta shame. And I even broke a lavatory by doing that business.
7. The dream: When would I own a porn video? And that remained a dream.
8. The little man: With a scale chart for growth and development of my lil’ man.

6 comments:

Amorgatory said...

wahahha, kkatuwa nman pre mga concerns mow, buti pakow walang ka concern concern,lol...mga buhok na yan amfufu,lagyan nlang wig s chest area, buhahahha..

CKULIT said...

grabehhhhhhhhhhh, astig ka talaga padi hahaha... parang "the memoirs of the g.....uy sha" lol!

kastarog said...

"CR is the first witness of my first weakness" lol.. i like this line...

Filthy room said...

amor-wala namn ako iniisp n monthly period,lol
chukilit,lol...just spilling out the filth on my mind,lol
kastarog, gumwa k n rin ng blog mo. CR namn tlga eh,lol....

kastarog said...

gumagawa na ko,. kaso hindi ko pa ni-publish, mali mali pa xe inglis ko eh..kuha muna ko teknic d2,,. oki lng ba bos??

Filthy room said...

lol kastarog...publish mo n yan...parehas lang tayo, inde rin ako marunong...