Tuesday, August 25, 2009

HOW to become UNFAITHFUL

HOW to become UNFAITHFUL

What an idiotic question!
It’s a nutshell…all you need to do is to play around

Here’s my easy 1, 2, 3 steps

1. Keep your fingers busy. Chatting and texing, da bomb! – Soonish, probably after an hour or so you’d be able to hook up someone.

2. Keep your memory sharp. The numbers of your ex’s, friends and the friends of your friends’ friends’ number, there’s a great possibility for a good re-encounter to happen or just assume it’s just deja vu

3. Keep your body in good shape. Be active, go out, walk around, stroll at the mall, hibernate at coffee shops, do bar hopping and in any minute you’d be able to bump into someone’s boobs and BANG!.



Talking In His Sleep
So you know everything about your lover
Wanna bet?

My oh my
How can this be there he goes
Talking in his sleep
By and by
He will connive does he know
He's talking in his sleep

The affair okay
He's corrupt
What do I do, what do I say
I feel ashimed, embarrassed, fatigued
Such a petty crime of sexual indiscretion

At night when he lays down
How I wish I could not hear the sound
But I could
On the things that he said

My oh my
How can this be
There he goes talking in his sleep,
By and by
He will connive does he know
He's talkimg in his sleep
Adultery that's what the call it
When you're married
Tell me something
Why is it that the man are forgiven and the women aren't?
I don't know may be, may be I should forgive him
May be I'm over-reacting what do you think...not!

The promisse he made
Said we'll be together for always
He's such a liar
Then he calls out her name

My oh my
How can this be
There he goes talking in his sleep
By and by
He will connive does he know
He's talking in his sleep

Guilty secrets
They are haunting my life
And he doesn't even know that I know
Can you hear him

The promisses he makes
Said we'll be together for always
He's such a liar
Then he goes out to burn me

My oh my
How can this be
There he goes talking in his sleep
By and by
He will connive does he know
He's talking in his sleep



Maturity comes in when you able to sustain a good relationship with someone without the issue of another party butting in. It’s not a sin to drool out to someone else but the effin’ “NO no No” is when you accommodate your senses, and let them take over your mind. We can think thousand of reasons on why infidelity happens; boredom, misunderstandings, lack of satisfaction, curiosity, pure pleasure or let just say the genetic make-up of a man. But screw up the balls and hold back the testosterone surge, be a man enough by keeping your words and staying with your principles.

Now if you gonna throw me that question, it would be hard to answer. I can’t stand a single tear to fall from my baby’s eyes because of infidelity.

16 comments:

Boy Experto said...

hehe...i took notes from this.

darkhorse said...

no. 3 hahaha...tc

Amorgatory said...

paano?eh di matulog ka lols, un lang un pre.

chubskulit said...

ano ba ito hahaha..

Meryl (proud pinay) said...

hmmmm....parang napa speechless ako....
i'm faithful with my hubby kc...

pero siguro sa mga single natural na ito sa iba..

sunny said...

many thanks for the visit buddies...

@ boyexperto,lol kala ko ba hintay ka na, bakit mgnonotes pa rin?lol

@ darkhorse, lagot k nyan...hahahahah

@ amor, matulog? bwahahaa!

@ chubs and merly, kudos sanyo!

patola said...

ginawa ko na yung 3 steps na yan para masabi ko sa taong mahal ko na we're even..... pero i end up being abig loser... sa huli, ako lang naman nasaktan.. ahahahahahaha

johnonline said...

u sound like an expert... i might as well take down notes...

btw, thanks sa pagview ng blog ko... i'm inviting u to join the www.20sb.net... masaya dun.

darkhorse said...

miss u Sun hahah trip k lng sabihin...tc

spiky said...

ah um. no can do. walang problema sakin ang syota ko. tiwalang sya sakin. super honest na, faithful pa. hehehe...magaan lang naman ang bangko kaya madaling buhatin. hehehe

Hi! I'm Grace said...

Wow! It makes me think if may tao kayang nagproblema on how to become "unfaithful"? :)

chubskulit said...

kumusta na kabs?

Dorothy L said...

I enjoy your thoughts.
Your ability to share matter of fact realism's is refreshing :)

Alma Cafe said...

hahaha! let me think about it...

engr.kemm.coe said...

thanks for these ideas dude!!i want more of these unfaithful things..i want to be like that..coz life is so unfair for me..i never cheated!!!but thay cheated on me..wahehehe...thanks for the visit on my blog..hope you come back..and can we xchange links?

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