Monday, December 8, 2008

man vs woman

joke time

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.

She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.

The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.'

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.

Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!'

The woman said, 'That's okay.'

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.

The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'.

The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me.' So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.

The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.'

The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.'

So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.'

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.

Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.

Male readers : Please scroll down.


The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife

Moral of the story : Women are really dumb but think they're really smart.

Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show

PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!!

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Amorgatory said...

WOMAN RULES!!OHH buti nman at ngblog ka.wakkaka

Anonymous said...

ha! ha! sunny! very funny [sarcastic]! :)

BCS said...

Hahaha!!! Haven't heard of this one before. :) Nice. :)

Narinig mo na ba yung Kapitan at yung pink na elepante? hahaha!

Anonymous said...

Hmmmm, my female instincts told me that too, women never listen, and when they do, they have lots to talk about too... Watch out for women. Be afraid, be very afraid. Hehehe...

Anonymous said...

if i were that woman, i would have wished for bigger boobs! haha. :)

sunny said...

@ amor, women rule d penises,lol

@kg, hmmm meloves sarcasm,he he he

@ BCS,kapitan atpink na elepante? di pa, hehehe,pero mukhang maganda rin yan ha,sexism ba?lol

@ sheng,waaaaaaaah! nag nag nag!!!!naggeeeeerrrr!

@ mordsith,di ko yan naisip ah! nice!!!

Kosa said...

har har har...
lols.. anung kaguluhan to?
taena.. sumilip lang
sumusunod sa batas trapiko..


Kosa said...

anak ka ng teteng...

hanggang ngayun ba nman sinasala mo pa rin ang mga komento?
teana.. anung drama nman to...

bwahahahaha.. bahala ka sa buhay mo..lolsss

BCS said...

Hindi pala pink na elpante... my bad... it's pink na camel. :P

Amorgatory said...

@sunny anong penis pre?nakakain ba un?wakakka

Maus said...

gud post kabayan!

Anonymous said...

akala ko talo na naman kaming mga lalaki... hahaha

I love this anecdote :)

Chubskulit Rose said...

Wahhhhhhhhh torture!

Anonymous said...

i love sarcASM too, wifey don't lol..

just apple said...

LOL...this is so cold..but good one!XD

Anonymous said...

friggin wimmin. they should die. lmao. and that was a joke! :P

we have this thread on forum named "the gender wars" - and so far, men rules the game! boohoo! :))

wow, mabuti at nakita ko site mo ulit! care to ex links?