Saturday, October 25, 2008

Care Florida Drug Rehab Services

Choosing to live a sober life without addiction is probably the most significant decision you will ever make. You are to be commended for taking the first step and you can feel confident that C.A.R.E. has the resources to guide you through your recovery and help you attain lasting freedom from addiction.

Through holistic healing pain management and treatment of underlying psychological factors we have a high success rate of drug rehabilitation and alcohol recovery.

In addition to drug rehabilitation and alcohol detox C.A.R.E. has had enormous success applying these same principles to those suffering from eating disorders like anorexia, bulimia, or over eating as well as gambling addiction, sex addiction and even internet addiction.

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Blogger Buddy Award

Thank you faye(my dear blogger buddy) for passing on this award to me -



What is a blogger buddy?
For me, blogger buddy is the one who will waste time reading your post. The one who: usually visits your site, makes comment or mess around with the comments, adds to your traffic, supports your sponsor, and makes the hi-hello greetings…
But most of all, blogger buddy is the one whom I find "friendship" in this virtual world. Many thanks “buddies” for making a space for me in the blogosphere.


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I'm tossing this award to my blogger buddies:
1. OR
2. Amor
3. Rose and Joops
3. DH
4. Kosa
5. Lou
6. Lovely
7. Rip
8. spiky

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Friday, October 24, 2008

Free Mobile Internet

Free Mobile Internet



Hey, mum have you seen my phone?
Ate, make a ring to my phone please I can’t find it.
Kiddoes, if you find my mobile phone, I will give you rewards.


Those were the usual circumstances with my lubby-dubby mobile phone. If other people (most) are overly chummy to their mobile phone that they cannot live an hour without lingering their calloused fingers with the faded keypads, my case is entirely the opposite. It is very seldom that I use my mobile phone and most of the times I forget where I placed it. My load usually gets expired for its "once in a blue moon" that I use it, just when texting is really needed. I do not live in a lifestyle of “kitikitext” and I reduce my phone’s capacity to communication purposes only; Mp3, FM, games, and other features are not marching into by my leisure pursuit. However, just a month ago, I was able to use the camera feature of my phone, the lo-fi cam, in capturing beautiful places and views that went directly to my photo blog. After collecting ample pictures, I dumped my phone again to some corner. Another turning point in phone’s experience happened just a week ago. My fried informed me about mobile chat, at first I hesitated because my phone, as I said, is lo-fi but my friend took my phone and typed an address to my internet access. Then in a minute, my friend told me that I could now chat with my friends. I couldn’t believe it because I have zero load that time – as always. Nevertheless, it was true and the service of free mobile chatting is still working until now. Aside from free chat, internet surfing is also free and even blogging. Whoa!!! It’s really a perfect wave with my mobile phone - researching, instant info tracking, catching the latest movie, and checking my mails are just a click away in my mobile phone. I know that there’s a payment for mobile internet - per minute or per kb but in my case, it’s very free, I just don’t know why…So where’s my phone now? Glued to my palm

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Thursday, October 23, 2008

Job at the FBI

Job at the FBI



The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interview and testing were done, there were 3 finalists; two men and a woman.

For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.

'We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances.

Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair . . . Kill her!!'

The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife.'

The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home.'


The second man was given the same instructions.

He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for a bout 5 minutes.

The man came out with tears in his eyes, 'I tried, but I can't kill my wife.' The agent said, 'You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.'


Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband.

She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another.

They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls.

After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow.

'This gun is loaded with blanks' she said. 'I had to beat him to death with the chair.'

MORAL:

Women are crazy. Don't mess with them.


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Wednesday, October 22, 2008

firststreet USB turntable

The firststreet USB turntable



USBTurntable
The USB Turntable converts your vinyl albums to digital recordings on your PC. This is a great way to bring some of your favorite records into the digital age!Now you can take your old records and bring them into the digital era! This great gadget is able to convert all of your old records to CDs, iPod, MP3 or any other digital files. All you need to do to record your records to CD is simply plug this one-of-a-kind three-speed (33 1/3, 45, and 78 RPM) LP Saver™ USB Turntable right into your PC. It can also connect directly to your stereo receiver with the included RCA cables.

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Difficult and Demanding People

Difficult and Demanding People



The golden rule states "Do unto others as you would have others do unto you."

I thought that was the rule that will make the world fair and just but i was wrong... I had this terrible experience when i favored a person's request but in the end i felt that I was stoned to death.

As usual, i was hooked in front of my pc, googling, chatting, killing time...In my denouement, there was someone who sent a private message to me...simple pep talked for getting-to-know stuffs but then as we go on with our conversation, i noticed that he started to demand things on me. Damn!...

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Difficult and Demanding

people are on the hunt for a quarrel. It’s not personal, usually. It’s just that you happen to be the most convenient target.

Difficult people are insecure. They want YOU think and live like THEY think and live. Misery indeed loves company. They feel better if you are tense and unhappy.

What can you do to instantly neutralize their negativity? You cannot stop them from being difficult and demanding. Heaven help you if you try! But you can control your own reactions through the amazing power of NowFacts." by Tom Russel

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Whitewalls Art Gallery...love art?

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Whitewalls Art Gallery...




Are you an art aficionado? A diehard fan of Van Gogh? All right, the wait is over in getting a copy of Van Gogh’s canvass and other impressive art collections, (drums rolling), here comes Whitewalls Art Gallery – the shop that gives away free shipping of art collections (canvas art sets, metal art, abstract, modern, and contemporary styles) at the lowest price possible. It’s the best deal in town! Hurry up!

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Monday, October 20, 2008

Who figured this out?

WHO FIGURED THIS OUT?

INCREDIBLE
1) Fold a NEW PINK $20 bill in half...




2) Fold again, taking care to fold it exactly as below



3) Fold t he other end, exactly as before



4) Now, simply turn it over...



What a coincidence! A simple geometric fold creates a catastrophic premonition printed on all $20 bills!!!
COINCIDENCE? YOU DECIDE



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A perfect gift

A perfect gift




Personalized Flash Drives



Clutter, clutter, clutter, and the real worry is losing out your files, your very important files. For a person whose computer is already fully loaded with files, as in jam pack, organizing the computer files would be the most difficult task. Oh, gee, twice if you constantly need to transfer your files from different computers or from your lappy to your office’s desktop. When I was in college, files transfer was very difficult. After working out my projects at home, I needed to transfer it to our school’s lappy for my presentation. I was just using diskettes then so I needed to bring backup disks in case the others did not work. With that kind of “transfer-file-lifestyle”, I accumulated tons of rotten disks at home. Now, that kind of problem will not happen again. With the Personalized Flash Drives that are funky, lightweight, removable and rewritable, file storage and transfer would be just a nutshell. Aside from the very good benefit, it holds more files, more compact, more durable, and generally faster than floppy disk.

Personalized Flash Drive: The gift that I would love to receive this Christmas, Santa read my wish list. I am so excited to try the New mix CD and the Portable library features of it. By the way, my dearest Santa, for the details, I love the color blue with my name engraved on it, on both sides, and with the sports theme.

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Are we there yet?

Once upon another time...



Donkey:

Are we there yet

?
Shrek: No.
Fiona: Not yet.
Donkey: Okay. Are we there yet?
Fiona: No.
Donkey: Are we there yet?
Shrek: No!
Donkey: Are we there...yet?
Shrek: Yes.
Donkey: Really?
Shrek: NO!
Donkey: Are we there yet?!
Fiona: No!
Donkey: Are we there yet?!
Shrek: No, we are not!
Donkey: ARE WE THERE YET?!?!
Shrek and Fiona: NO!!!!!!
[Pause]
Donkey: Are we there yet?
Shrek: [talking over Donkey] Are we there yet?
Donkey: Hey, that's not funny.
Shrek: Hey, that's not funny.
Donkey: Oh, that's really immature!
Shrek: Oh, that's really immature!
Donkey: See, this is why nobody likes ogres!
Shrek: See, this is why nobody likes ogres!
Donkey: All right, your loss!
Shrek: All right, your loss.
Donkey: I'm just gonna stop talking!
Shrek: Finally!
Donkey: But this is takin' forever, Shrek, and ain't no in-flight movie or nothin'!
Shrek: The kingdom of Far Far Away, Donkey. That's where we're going. Far...far...away.
Donkey: All right, all right. I get it! I'm just so darn BORED!
Shrek: Well, find a way to entertain yourself!
[Silence]
Donkey: [pops his lips, then again, and Shrek grows more impatient, then Donkey pops his lips a third time]
Shrek: [restraining temper] Oh! For 5 minutes...could you not be yourself? [exploding] FOR 5 MINUTES!!!
[After another silence, Donkey pops his lips one last time]
Shrek: AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGH!!! ARE WE THERE YET?!?!
Fiona: Yes!
Donkey: Oh, finally!


This is a famous convo between Shrek, Donkey and Fiona on Shrek 2 adventure; the 2004 animated film sequel to the previous film Shrek in which Princess Fiona's parents invite her and Shrek to dinner to celebrate her marriage, not knowing that the newlyweds are both ogres.

24 hours. 350 miles. His girlfriend's kids. What could possibly go wrong?
Coming soon... by plane, by train, by car.


And these are some of the not-so-famous tag lines from the 2005 movie Are We There Yet; a road trip of Nick, the playboy bachelor with the two kids of a divorced mother whom he’s dating. The trip was a disaster at the outset but with the usual happy script, it ended with “they lived happily ever after".


Here's our time...



What is the commonality between the two scenes? The agreement that I am referring to has something to do with the question “Are we there yet?” Both scenes are inquiring about “Are we there yet?’ the fixation of getting to a place in an instant that we usually overlooked the details and pleasure of the means of getting to a place. Just like with me, I usually get bored while travelling that is why I always schedule my trip during the night so that I could kill time by dozing off, though I usually having a hard time too. I always think of the destination place and the activity that I would do after I got there – the usual future-oriented maniac. I am not talking literal here, of going to a place and continuously asking, “Are we there yet?” This is about life. When I was a kid, I always think of being old enough to do the things that id love to in my own. When I entered high school, getting the right vocation was my priority and when stepped on college, the dream of having my own life was the biggest deal of all. I always look and savor the future – my destination. However, unavoidable things may happen, anytime, anywhere. So instead of imagining your destination place or securing your journey, it is better to enjoy the moments of your life, every moment...for you do not when are you going to retire. I have learned that lesson already. That is why though I am living with a slump-like situation right now, I am trying to bite into the bright side of everything. Life goes on and life is too short. Instead of questioning “Are we there yet?’, it’d be better to enjoy the scenery on the way.

Every moment counts and you cannot turn back time…Spend your time with your kids – they grow fast and they will never be kids again. Enjoy the time with your mums and dads – it is the best gift you could give to them. Kiss and say I love you to everyone you treasure – take every opportunity to make them feel loved…and of course, Enjoy every moment of your life.

It is not bad to feel sorry and sad, but a little mourn each day is enough. Be happy and enjoy the ride!!!


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Sunday, October 19, 2008

Little Red Riding Hood

Little Red Riding Hood




A Martian Reaction




Little Red Riding Hood is a famous fairy tale about a young girl's encounter with a wolf. The story has changed considerably in its history, and been subject to numerous modern adaptations and readings. Here's one good analysis about this funny folktale - the Martian point of view.

What kid of a mother sends a little girl into a forest wherethere are wolves? Why didnt her mother do it herself, or go along with LRRH? If grandmother was so helpless, why did mother leave her all by herself in a hut far away? But if LRRH had to go, how come her mother had never warned her not to stop and talk to wolves? The story makes it clear that LRRH had never been told that this was dangerous. No mother could really be that stupid, so it sounds as if her mother didnt care much what happened to LRRH, or maybe even wanted to get rid of her. No little girl is that stupid either. How could LRRH lookat the wolf's eyes,ears, hands, and teeh, and still think it was her grandmother? Why didnt she get out there as fast as she could?

Here's the martian point of view:
1. The mother is evedently trying to lose her daughter "accidentally," or at least she wantsto end up saying: "Isnt it awful, you can't even walk through the park nowadays without soem wolf...etc"etc.
2. The wolf, instead of eatign rabbits and such, is obviously overreacting himself, and he must know that he will come to a bad end that way, so he must want to invite trouble. Motto: Live dangerously and die gloriously. Book: Nietzsche
3. Grandmother lives alone and leaves her door unlached, so she may be hoping for soemthing insterestign to happen, something which coudn't happen is she were living with her folks. She was probably young enough to be ripe for adventures, since LRRH was still a little girl.
4. The hunter is obviously a rescuer who enjoys working over his vanquished opponents with sweet little maidens to help.
5. LRRH tell the wolf quite explicitly where he can meet her again, and even climbs into bed with him.

The moral of the story is not that innocent maidens should keep out of forests where
there are wolves, but that wolves should keep away from innocent-looking maidens and their grandmothers: in short, a wolf should not walk through the forest alone. This also rises the ineteresting questions of what the mother did after she got rid of LRRH for the day.

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